Utter disaster

The pink horn of perversion has died 😦 it has lost its squeezie bulb and has been rendered mute. Words can not to justice to how sad this is. RIP pink horn you did a great job and will be missed.

On more practical levels I am heading down the coast of Oregon and now am in the company of other bikers, great to meet people and share stories and experiences. Will be running parallel to the pacific for a few miles.

ESPN is full of Ryder Cup and on a trailer for the coverage was showing pictures of Menai Bridge WTF??? I guess it is nicer than Ringland or Llanwern which is the view from the Celtic Manor.


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Follow me and the one called Fluff as we try and cycle from Vancouver to Panama.
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4 Responses to Utter disaster

  1. John says:

    It is indeed a sad day knowing that the pink horn of perversion will toot no more! I could pick up another one from Tesco’s and ship it out but “please deliver to Welsh bloke on bicycle somewhere between Canada and Panama”, may be too much for the Pony Express! I have looked on t’interweb and you can get a “blue turtle” horn from Walmart of a “sumo” horn from Amazon USA. Obviously don’t produce such classy horn across the pond! Keep going. John

  2. Ann Summers says:

    Disaster indeed. We will try to airdrop a replacement Pink Horn of Perversion to you en route. Keep a look out for ‘Rampant Rabbit IV’, the company’s private jet – it has a long pink fuselage and a bulbous purple nose. It may be vibrating with a distinctive whirring sound as it passes overhead. In case you’re wondering, Rampant Rabbits I, II, and III all suffered battery failure in mid-Atlantic, but we’ve invested in some Duracells and we’re confident IV will make it through. If that fails, the sponsorship deal is null and void and we’ll leave you to your own devices, if you’ll pardon the pun.

  3. Owain G says:

    As you know there are no nice views in Wales, the saes destroyed them all. Keith will give you a nice pink horn when you come home.

  4. David says:

    Hey Rich sorry i missed out at the at the weekend. Hope your raiding those RV’s for some free grub, they always cook in excess. Biggar dropped a late goal for ospralia to beat your least favorite Scarlets at the Liberty at the weekend. Friday night was special at our adbode very loud (cats running in all directions), a floodlit derby match against barrrf on sky and we push them into the dirt 3-18. Should be a great noise at the next home game. Need to call up google map now and chart the progress. irst Bball match 2morrow so will probly be suffering by thursday. Latest on merger is C&Vale + Cher & Ray merge, Ag goes to BCT, to think I could have been your leader. Stay cool.

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